furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

(via lulz-time)

(Source: proteean, via danmangan)

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via pondsandbeyond)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via thedoctor)

illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

(Source: illkim, via epic-humor)

bunkotchi:

mentalflossr:

Dog elected mayor of Minnesota town

He Did it
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There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

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