*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
We’re actually the first generation that is more likely to die before our parents due to depression and suicide.
How glad r u that ur a fkin 90’s kid now
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
Dogs from this year’s Creative Dog Grooming Competition in Hershey, Pennsylvania.
if you think shrek 3 sucks think again
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