psyducked:

the royal council has assembled
jordanaypk:

"WHAT THE"
bekstek:

i would die
ruinedchildhood:

these are harder then they look
tyleroakley:

yes I do know

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

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bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

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bombing:

i’m tired of my roommate never being home or paying rent and i’m tired of my therapist constantly telling me he’s been dead for over a year now

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averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

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dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

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psychedelic-revolver:

It’s 4:20. You must blaze it, Mr. Potter.
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