joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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lulz-time:

POUND THE ALARM

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chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

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alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

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theofficialpolice:

like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

Haha, hell yeah

(Source: stayproud-littleowl)

annmariexrose:

single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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bringinglexiback:

sorry but children younger than her in the middle east get blown up by drones purely because of their proximity to suspected terrorists, i don’t really care about a dutch teenager getting arrested for sending a “joke” threatening tweet to an airline while claiming to be a member of al qaeda because she thought her obvious positions of privilege would protect her from any and all consequences

(via timeladymaddy)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via alltimeboners)

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